Todd Miller

I AM NOT PLAYING CHECKERS WITH JOSHIE

Bienvewelcome shawties    We had the supa sick chance to drive around a tractor to help us dig some holes with the auger it had attached to the back. We were out for about 3 hours total swinging around this tractor and almost hitting the house a few times. But I

Spanish

Por este mes yo quiero escribir todo o a menus un grande parte en español. No hay mucho que esta pasando aqui. Es casi lo mismo de la semana antes con todos los "shenanigans" y las bromas y juegos. Los Brants tambien son lo mismo todavia con sus

Bean Factory

Finished with our lessons early in the day and had some to time to kill and miles to burn before our next big block in the schedule so we decided to go to Edroy. Which is this tiny buttscratch town with a population of 600 and TONS of abandoned buildings.

Off to never neverland

Starting the week with a zone Pday at myrtle beach in Flourbluff Texas. It was super fun and I only got burned a little bit. (I can already hear Zoe scolding me) but I ended up tanning from it the day after so it wasnt as bad but it was

Snakes and Bape

Que pasa Calabasas! I'm vibing so hard out here in Sinton. Let me tell you about it    The Sinton Batman is a legend here in my new town of Sinton. He is a vigilante. Fighting crime, stopping drug deals and keeping the city clean. No one knows who

Exilation once again.

Man. Just let me enjoy the mission and explore some parts. But no. Guess what. Im going back to Corpus a year later. In the same district after going through all of weslaco and getting a taste of McAllen zone I'm out. Im going back up north into

Update

These last two weeks were a roller coaster of events and it has definitely tested my patience and as well helped me realize how functional the church is back home. People actually do their job and dont whine about it.     With something a little different than normal missionary work. Beus

Womp Womp

Buenos Dias Shawties. Im feeling like a menace so watch your mouth and hide your socks. I dont know how crazy this Email will be compared to last Email but it felt like a vibe. Also there isnt much of a theme or direction I just write down everything as

Kak Vyashi Dyevm

Bienvewelcome shawties, Ive got a fun lil Email for y'all so hold onto your butts because I've got some certified fuego flames and hood classics coming in real hot Number one on the list with a massive plot twist, I left Edinburg and I'm

Well at least I'm not dead

Bienvewelcome chamaquitos  Well it's been a minute since we've last talked. I haven't found much motivation to write in my emails but I feel impressed to write again. Starting off where we last ended, I was just about to hit my 11 month mark.

Ope, Ive been absent

Ladies and Gentlemen I have been absent for a wee bit but I've repented since. First off we're gonna start with this fun little story... There we were, sitting at dinner trying to relax after a cold day. Everyone had just cancelled on us or had

My B fam

Alright straight into it. Writing definitely sucks but here are some highlights I still love magic the gathering and it's so fun to play. I have a super epic deck that I have yet to lose with. And that's while running off a missionary budget. I

Never get a pitbull

Straight evil. Pitbulls are the worst. Don't get one. -Elder Miller

Whoops sorry guys

Well there is no way I'm gonna miss 2 weeks in a row. Everything is just super repetitive and I don't want to bore yall with it. It's the same crap different day type beat. The only super big thing is that we baptized

I can't stop strangling kids.

First of all there are these lil chamukos we are trying to teach but we can't get them to pay attention to anything, I hate it.  But hey on the bright side I have all of my magic the gathering that came. I'm building a couple

Transfers, magic and gunshots

Starting off the week on a Thursday here because I got very confused Also, se Mudo a Weslaco. I was in the Weslaco Zone before but now I'm just in a different area We are the elders of mercedes and all we do is speak Spanish, baptize and

The Temple is now a house of God

The best thing that could happen to the valley is here! The temple of McAllen Texas is dedicated! So awesome! Elder Uchtdorf gave an amazing talk and it was so fun to hear a German try to speak Spanish. I have been playing so much magic the gathering... I have

Why.

I'm so frickilippin tired. But hey think celestial am I right? Honestly the weeks are not as exciting anymore and I can see why some missionaries don't write home anymore. It's just repetitive. Nothing crazy really happens but all of my little events I

$1K in ties

Alright so my new obsession is digging for ties! And through all of it I have gathered over one thousand dollars of ties with things from Dior, Versace, Black Fleece and Gold Bar Donald Trump ties... it is so much fun just going to the market and grabbing new ties.

6 month mark

Bienvenidos a todos! I have hit my 6 month mark meaning I am ¼ of the way through my mission. I've only had a couple of crippling anxiety attacks but you win some you lose some. Tuesday We start with a jank day being that we are moving and

I have moved twice in 2 weeks

So basically a lot has happened this week and I'm trying to be more consecrated so I can't use my phone past 10 pm So I got moved to Pharr and basically all of my medical problems are exploding in my face and I'm

Welcome to LOB city!

Transfer calls come and the anticipation is high. Where am I going, am I gonna stay in Rockport for a 4th? No. I'm going to Weslaco! The Land of Baptisms! The highest baptizing area in the mission! I am beyond hyped! Tuesday Today I have received another knife.

Talking to crackheads can't be good for your health.

Yall are lucky you gettin an email because I am so fetching tired. My body aches, my brain is doing lil backflips, my stomach has been trying to volley everything back at me and kids are a nightmare. What I said sounds super bad but it really isn't.

I have no creative name for this week

Tuesday Today I went on an exchange with Baker and found this absolutely massive spider. It was the size of my palm and after further investigation it turns out to be a banana spider. So if you've never seen one before, look it up. Even if you have

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

This week was a roller coaster of emotions, and to be honest, kind of sick of it. I like the slow and steady and everyone progresses. Not the way where everyone is super sick and then just goes Bot within 24 hours Tuesday Today was zone conferences and it was