Million Dollar Bills

Tuesday

Dude I got bit mad hard by an evil cat. That mu junka bit me so hard I couldn't move it right all day. But there were lots of animals today and I'm so grateful for that. While we were cleaning someone's yard I found a peacock, turtle and a million dollar bill. I'm rich! But I'm so freaking exhausted bruh.

Wednesday

Today i found ANOTHA TURTLE! This boy was kinda angry and he just wasn't having it that day. Muy twisted. I also tried eating chili pequens for the first time and all of that was awful bruh those lil dudes sting. Another thing is that I don't have any of my music anymore. My last Spotify wrapped I had 300,000ish minutes and my goodness going from that to near 20 minutes is awful. Plus my comp only plays the same 3 songs. But later that day we found an old veteran thats been living by himself and all he talked about was his wife and that made me realize that that would be such a nice life. Nothing but you and your wife and plenty of stories to tell.

Thursday

Today we went to sister Chiltons house to help her move some stuff around and she said she's got massive alligator gar in her pond and we can come and catch some whenever. Another thing is I had Mexican coke again after such a long time and man it's good I forgot all about it. I'm also mad depressed because I haven't gotten an email from my mom yet and it's been almost 3 weeks....

Friday

Yall know I like snowboarding right? And guess what. I did the math for how much I was making for snowboarding and I was making $36,000 a year for that.... so that was ridiculous. I might have to go back into that...... another thing is that I had a real Louisiana Cajun shrimp mean and I probably ate like 50 of those mu junkas. And I'm also at 180 so I'm not surprised.

Saturday

I don't remember today and too hot to try to remember so I'm just gonna recap real fast. We were threatened to be arrested because some dude was mad. I changed my exercise routine and we had a 3 hour dinner with the Shepards

Sunday

My companions driving is awful. He makes lexi look like an F1 driver. There's so much with this guy and he's so ignorant about it and when I call him out for driving on the lines he tries to gaslight me about it. Or he says "I know" I hate it. Later that day we played with dogs and had a blast. Big dogs.