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Buenos Dias Shawties. Im feeling like a menace so watch your mouth and hide your socks. I dont know how crazy this Email will be compared to last Email but it felt like a vibe. Also there isnt much of a theme or direction I just write down everything as I remember them.
Starting of strong. I am ZEROED on my slingshot. Nothing stands a chance once I pull back. Dogs, Stop signs, tree branches, beer cans and birds. Starting off with the Dogs. You already know. We smoking these dudes because they feral and we hate them. Mangey mu junkas just always be biting. Stop signs? They just make a cool sound when you hit them. Tree branches? I can single out a 1/2" branch on a tree and shoot it off. Beer cans? Just walking and there is a beer can on someones porch about 40 ft away, oh yeah. Its smoked. And birds. Theres this invasive species of birds that are kind of like crows but sound like laser guns and I can BEAM these things while in the air or on a telephone wire. They poof into a big ole pile of feathers then fly away. So you best not open your mouth too long otherwise you'll be eating mud rounds.
Lizette is someone that the missionaries have been passing by for a while and she has been going to church and has been mad at God because her husband and son died a little bit ago so she wont take a baptismal date. The last time she was extended the invitation she shut it down so fast. Then Elda Milla came in
bore some fat testimony and taught like Alma and after having the spirit punch her in the face and ahe felt so happy. We extended the invitation... she accepted! I was lowkey shook from that because of what the other elders told me but know shes got a baptismal date ready to see her husband and son again.
So we had a fun little exchange with the other elders in our district. Both of my comps left and Elder Jenson came in for the day. Or so I thought. We were ready to wrap out the night and head to Ruby's house for dinner (shes the greatest and cooks the best food and yes mom I'll be getting recipes from her) when we get a call from the other elders.
"Hey how close are you to your apartment?"
"Only like 7ish minutes. Whats up?"
"We're pretty sure Elder Greer just broke his wrist."
*in the background of the phone call* "Yeah this dude is DESTROYED"
"Dude what. How?"
"Just come unlock the apartment we'll tell you over here"
So after driving for a little wondering what Greer could've done to monch his hand, we finally pull up. Turns out they were over at a members house who had a pool in their backyard. These sparktards had the bright idea of running around the walls to avoid this puddle of mud that was about 2 feet deep. While greer was running around the wall he slipped and slammed his wrist and slid into the mud and COVERED himself in this mud that smelt absolutely wretched. So homie smells like a sewer and is just bugging about getting to the hospital, 3 HOURS AFTER HE FELL. After they had an extended exchange they finally got out of the hospital and it was only just a horrible sprain. Maybe a hairline fracture but not even the doctors knew. Their second opinion on the X-ray was Elder Greer. These doctors down here and actual idiots. So are we but still...
I GOT A NEW PROSS BAG! Its the sickest bag that is strapped to my leg and thats where i can hold my slingshot, a BoM a couple of pamphlets and pass-a-long cards and a few hundred slingshot rounds. I love this thing so much. It just makes me so happy
Motha Junka I had the greatest shrimp ive ever eaten in my life! It was 7 Jumbo Jumbo shrimp the size of my palm and I was about to cry so hard because of how much dopamine and serotonin was being pumped into my lil brain. So El Dorado in Weslaco Tx.
Lost my wallet. Not much more to talk about there
Im gonna be stacking on 2 more baptisms to my belt so that means ill be at 17 by the end of this week
Taylor swift album just dropped. No clue what that means but its got post malone and fortnite from what ive heard
I was saying my nightly prayers and zonked out for about 2 hours before I realized where I was and how bad my knees hurt
On top of our cupboards we have a wall of monster energy cans and we now have 50 monster cans up top
My fingies are mad callused from playing the guitar all the time
I fetching love this companionship, we are hooning so well and it feels like my high-school squad but were also baptizing
By the way we murked a dog. Hes very dead. Just cruising down the road and ran over this john going about 40 mph and then we confirmed the kill after turning around and seeing if it really is gone (we ran over him with both tires) and he was for sure gone. And then the next day at the car wash we found a piece of his collar stuck in the side skirt.
I love you
Canelo